Post by clash on Aug 29, 2013 11:30:23 GMT 1
Ship Name: Face Smasha
Type: Ork Battleship
Manufacturer: Zadrakk's Boyz, Enslaved Iridonians
Size: 6 KM Long (roughly)
Engine Type: Assorted, primarily Plasma Fusion engines
Phase-Drive system: Reconstructed Warp Drive: Tears a dimensional rift into 'the warp', an alternate reality with vastly different laws of physics, allowing ships to make jumps of great distance within hours.
Systems: Assorted, mainly salvaged Iridonian and Western Terran.
Armaments:
Da Blasty Turretz: multiple slug and shell throwers mounted along the hull, meant for broadsides as well as directional fire.
Da Dakka Spotz: Assorted point defense weaponry, ranging from repurposed rail guns and slug throwers to stolen Iridonian blasters and Orky Zzzap gunz or Supa Shootaz (Fer supa shootin' ya git!)
Da Speshul Beamy Fings: repurposed lightsaber and blaster technology used to create powerful cutting beams capable of slashing deep into hulls, four these are on the ship, two at the top towards the rear and two at the bottom/sides.
Evil Eyez: Superstitious as always, the Orkz put two powerful laser weapons in the eyes of Da Face Smasha's face, giving it a piercing glare. ARMOUR piercing! Boosh!
Da Puke Gun: AKA Da Bad Breff, Da Main Gun, Da Chompa. This weapon is charged by a series of plasma engines separate from the main ones, and when fired the mouth of the Face Smasha erupts with a huge wave of semi-liquid plasma energy capable of burning through even the strongest hulls. The weapon is prone to overheating, damaging Da Face Smasha'z face, and engine blow outs as in blowing up.
Da Waaagh Launcha: A large rack built into the underside of the face smasha, it fires huge armour piercing bullets... Full of Boyz. Ship to ship Waaaaghfare!
Crew: assorted Grot, Ork and Iridonian Slave crew, supposed 2000 (Give or take a few hundred, Orkz...) Ork Mareenz for ship to ship Waaaaghfare
Cargo capacity: "We can fit more Loot in dis wun den in da toof... Put it over dere! By da ova stuff!" The actual capacity is unknown but assumed at roughly 400 tons, though more can probably stored over there by that other stuff...
Image:
Constructed over Iridonia after Waaagh Zadrakk hit it, most of the capital city and the wreckage of an Earth warship were used to make it. Iridonian slaves were shipped up to help run the huge thing, and the growing number of Orkz on Iridonia were quick to flood to the first of many new Ork warships aimed at Earth...
Type: Ork Battleship
Manufacturer: Zadrakk's Boyz, Enslaved Iridonians
Size: 6 KM Long (roughly)
Engine Type: Assorted, primarily Plasma Fusion engines
Phase-Drive system: Reconstructed Warp Drive: Tears a dimensional rift into 'the warp', an alternate reality with vastly different laws of physics, allowing ships to make jumps of great distance within hours.
Systems: Assorted, mainly salvaged Iridonian and Western Terran.
Armaments:
Da Blasty Turretz: multiple slug and shell throwers mounted along the hull, meant for broadsides as well as directional fire.
Da Dakka Spotz: Assorted point defense weaponry, ranging from repurposed rail guns and slug throwers to stolen Iridonian blasters and Orky Zzzap gunz or Supa Shootaz (Fer supa shootin' ya git!)
Da Speshul Beamy Fings: repurposed lightsaber and blaster technology used to create powerful cutting beams capable of slashing deep into hulls, four these are on the ship, two at the top towards the rear and two at the bottom/sides.
Evil Eyez: Superstitious as always, the Orkz put two powerful laser weapons in the eyes of Da Face Smasha's face, giving it a piercing glare. ARMOUR piercing! Boosh!
Da Puke Gun: AKA Da Bad Breff, Da Main Gun, Da Chompa. This weapon is charged by a series of plasma engines separate from the main ones, and when fired the mouth of the Face Smasha erupts with a huge wave of semi-liquid plasma energy capable of burning through even the strongest hulls. The weapon is prone to overheating, damaging Da Face Smasha'z face, and engine blow outs as in blowing up.
Da Waaagh Launcha: A large rack built into the underside of the face smasha, it fires huge armour piercing bullets... Full of Boyz. Ship to ship Waaaaghfare!
Crew: assorted Grot, Ork and Iridonian Slave crew, supposed 2000 (Give or take a few hundred, Orkz...) Ork Mareenz for ship to ship Waaaaghfare
Cargo capacity: "We can fit more Loot in dis wun den in da toof... Put it over dere! By da ova stuff!" The actual capacity is unknown but assumed at roughly 400 tons, though more can probably stored over there by that other stuff...
Image:
Constructed over Iridonia after Waaagh Zadrakk hit it, most of the capital city and the wreckage of an Earth warship were used to make it. Iridonian slaves were shipped up to help run the huge thing, and the growing number of Orkz on Iridonia were quick to flood to the first of many new Ork warships aimed at Earth...
